Tuesday

October 3, 2011

Age: 3 years, 2 weeks

Me: Your bed is naked because I'm washing your sheets.
KP: (looked shocked) I have to go check if my bed has a booty!

October 2, 2011

Age: 3 years, 2 weeks

Me: Hold your horses, Keegan!
KP: Hold your pigs!

Monday

September 8, 2011

Age: Almost 3 years

It was Keegan's first day of school, and I had just picked him up and asked him about his friends at school.

Me: So do you like all of your new friends at school?
KP: Yes, um, what's her name again?
Me: Who, Lily?
KP: Yeah, her. I like her.
Me: Who else, Omar?
KP: Yeah.
Me: What about Austin?
KP: I don't know him.
Me: Oh.. well do you like Mrs. Broussard?
KP: Yes, but she has gotten tall!

Friday

September 3, 2011

Age: 2 years, 11.5 months

KP: Mommy, feel my heart, it's booming!! Let me feel yours... I can't feel it! Oh, you don't have one!!"

Thursday

May 31, 2011

Age: 2 years, 8.5 months

Mommy: Do you need to go potty?? C'mon, quick, lets go on the potty!
KP: No, I just want to go in the family room. It's more fun.

Side note: About two weeks later, he was going on the potty 85% of the time! Now he's going 99% of the time. :)

July 2011

Age: 2 years, 10 months

We had just moved and Jonas was installing a new double wall oven. It is extremely heavy and he dropped it and got two very huge gashes in his leg. Every time you ask Keegan what happened to his leg, this is his response.

KP: Mommy hit Daddy with her car!

Side note: Every once in a while, we will get "Daddy got bit by a shark" and "Daddy got hit by a train."

August 2011

Age: 2 years, 11 months.

Keegan and I were fantasizing about where Jonas could be, who had just went out to the garage. It was storming pretty bad outside.

Mommy: What if the storm took him up to the sky?
KP: Then I will go out there and let it take me up to the sky and save him!
Mommy: Oh no, don't do that! You might get hurt!
KP: Okay, then I will learn how to fly like a bird first!
Mommy: That's good, that would be so much fun. What if Daddy doesn't come back?
KP: Oh no, did he get hit by a train again?
Mommy: Again? You're so silly. No he's in the storm! The lightning got him! Ohhhh nooo.
KP: (cones his hands together and whispers) No Mommy, he's just in his car in the garage. (back to normal voice) Maybe we should go save him together!